
If you’ve spent any time at our poker tables, you already know something is off. The screaming, the taunting, the dealer abuse, the unsolicited hand coaching. “Ship it” delivered at a volume that could wake the entire neighbourhood. Players berating the dealer for a bad beat as if the man sitting in that middle seat personally arranged the cards to ruin their evening.
Some of it comes from not knowing any better. The rest comes from habits that have quietly become normal at the table over time. Nobody called it out, so it stuck. Either way the result is the same. Habits spread at the table whether they are good ones or bad ones. The culture at our poker tables has drifted in a direction that doesn’t serve anyone, and it’s time to talk about it.
Not as a lecture. As a straight talk between people who love this game and want to see it grow the right way.
So let’s get into it.
Act When It’s Your Turn
Acting out of turn is one of the most common infractions at the table and also one of the most damaging, because most players don’t even realise they’re doing it.
When a player folds, calls, or raises before the action reaches them, they’ve just given the players still to act information they were never supposed to have. The player sitting before them might have been planning a raise. Now they know there’s a fold coming behind them. That changes everything. The decision, the pot odds, the whole dynamic of the hand. An advantage handed over that wasn’t earned, all because a player couldn’t wait a few seconds.
The rooms here have started handing out penalties to players who act out of turn and they should keep it up. It’s the right call. Patience is a poker skill. It starts before a player even looks at their cards.
The Language Rule and Why It Exists
Poker is an information game. Every piece of information at the table has value. What you bet, how you bet, how long you take, what you say. When two or more players share a language that others at the table don’t understand, they can communicate about their hands without anyone knowing. It doesn’t matter whether it’s deliberate or not. The problem is that no one can tell the difference. And in a game where information is everything, that kind of uncertainty poisons the whole environment.
The rooms here have been taking a hard line against this and recently a player was penalised for it. Good. That is exactly the right response. Trust is the foundation of every poker game and when players don’t trust that the game is fair, they stop coming. English at the table during a hand isn’t about disrespecting anyone’s language or culture. It’s about protecting the integrity of the game for everyone seated in it. The rooms should keep it up.
Leave the Dealers Alone
One thing needs to be said plainly. The dealer has no control over what cards come out of that deck.
Not one card. Not the flop, not the turn, not the river. They shuffle. They deal. They manage the pot and run the action. That’s their job. The deck handles everything else and the deck answers to nobody.
The same deck that gives you pocket Aces will crack them with a two outer on the river if it feels like it. That’s poker. That has always been poker. The deck giveth, the deck taketh. Anyone who sits down at this game accepts that, or they shouldn’t be sitting down.
Abusing a dealer after a bad beat tells the whole table one thing. That the player doing it doesn’t understand the game they’re playing. The dealers here work hard for long hours in a demanding environment. They deserve respect.
Win With Grace — “Ship It” Has a Volume Limit
Celebrating a winning pot is perfectly fine. Winning feels good, especially a big one. That’s part of why we play.
But there is a player on the other side of that pot who just lost. And losing hurts. The way a winner celebrates tells that player and everyone watching exactly what kind of player they are.
“Ship it” has become the anthem of every won pot in the game here, and it has reached decibel levels that are genuinely embarrassing. A scream that fills the room, a fist pump, a lap around the table for a pot that wasn’t even that big. It’s too much. It makes the loser feel humiliated and it makes the winner look like someone who doesn’t win often enough to be comfortable with it.
Winning quietly says more. A nod, a calm “yes,” letting the chips do the talking. The players who are truly dangerous at the table are usually the quietest ones when they win.
Keep Your Analysis to Yourself
Poker is an individual sport. Every player at the table is making their own decisions with their own money, their own reads, and their own reasons. Comments like “why did you call with that?” or “you’re not supposed to play that hand,” even said casually or as a joke, are overstepping.
First, you might be wrong. Second, even if you’re right, it still isn’t your place. The player who doesn’t know what they’re doing is a gift to the table. Every time they get corrected, they’re being coached for free by the very people they’re supposed to be losing chips to.
Keep your analysis for after the session. Or better yet, keep it to yourself entirely.
Don’t Talk About Hands You’re Not In
Once you’ve folded, you’re out. That means no commentary, no guessing out loud, no “he only raises with Aces and Kings so he must have one of them.”
When you do this you’re influencing a live hand you have no stake in. You might be giving one player information that tips the balance in their favour. You might be giving away why you folded, which is information the active players are entitled to figure out through their own reads. Either way you’re interfering with a hand that isn’t yours anymore.
Fold your cards and become a spectator. Watch, stay quiet, and let the hand play out. There’s a lot to learn from watching other people play, but only if you’re watching and not performing.
Don’t React to Cards You Folded
This one is subtle but it matters more than most people realise.
A player folds their hand. The flop comes out showing exactly what they would have made. The right move is no reaction at all. No groaning, no shaking of the head, no visible frustration when the board hits what was folded. It feels harmless. It isn’t.
Every reaction is information. When a player groans at a board, the players still in the hand learn something about what was folded. That affects how they play the rest of the hand. A player who has already left the hand is now influencing it. That’s not fair to the people still in it.
Whatever you folded, let it go. Physically and emotionally. Fold your cards, sit back, keep a straight face, and move on to the next hand.
Stop Tanking — Especially in Turbo Tournaments
Every player has the right to think through a difficult decision. Nobody should be rushed through a genuine tough spot. But there is a difference between thinking through a hard decision and deliberately running down the clock out of frustration with a particular dealer.
Yes, this happens here. Players have been known to sit in the tank for extended periods not because the decision is difficult, but because they want to waste time until that particular dealer leaves the table. It needs to stop.
Here’s why it matters beyond just being disrespectful.
Most tournaments here run on turbo structures with 20 minute blind levels. A well paced poker table plays roughly 25 to 30 hands per hour. That means in a 20 minute level there are around 8 to 10 hands at a healthy pace. Now imagine every player at a 9 handed table takes close to a minute just to act preflop, before anyone even gets to the flop, turn, and river decisions. That’s 9 minutes gone before a single street is complete. The table might squeeze 3 or 4 hands out of that entire level. 3 or 4 hands.
In a turbo tournament, blind levels are designed to create pressure and push the game toward a conclusion. When players tank unnecessarily they rob the table of hands, distort the structure the tournament was built on, and slow down everyone’s experience.
A player with a genuinely tough decision should take the time they need. But be honest about whether it’s actually tough, or whether everyone else is just being made to wait for no good reason.
The Standard We Need to Set
The game here is growing. New players are walking in every week, sitting down for the first time, figuring out not just how to play the cards but how to carry themselves at the table. The culture they absorb in those early sessions is the culture they’ll carry forward.
That makes this everyone’s responsibility. Not just the new players learning the ropes, but everyone who has been around long enough to know what a well run table looks and feels like. We all have a role in shaping what this scene becomes.
Poker has always been a gentleman’s game. The etiquette isn’t a list of arbitrary rules. It’s the code that makes the game worth playing. Respect for the other players, respect for the dealers, respect for the game itself.
The standard carried at the table is the one being set for everyone watching. Make it one worth following.



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